Well he had insisted

On paying for the meal but

His jaw dropped when he saw

The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill

And suddenly he is

He is just about at vague as you can get

Without being actually invisible

I have to keep this body going

He must

Have thought



Well he had insisted

On paying for the meal but

His jaw dropped when he saw

The bill, the bill

But if

Someone

Jumped the queue he would give them a sharp crack

On the head

With his enormous wooden

Brown wooden spoon

Where do you think

Where do you think

He's going with her

Handbag? handbag



Well he had insisted

On paying for the meal but

His jaw dropped when he saw

The bill, the bill, the bill, the bill



And suddenly he is

He is just about at vague as you can get

Without being actually invisible

I have to keep this body going

He must

Have thought