I'm having a mid-life crisis

Behaving in strange ways

Wandering around the supermarket

In a daze

I try to fill my head

With positive thoughts

Try to get a rush

From the merchandise I bought



Out of my head

Out of my head

Where do we go

When the feelings are dead



Whatever it takes

To get me through

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you

Whatever it takes

To get me through

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you



I tried meditation

Crystal therapy

Colonic irrigation

Didn't agree with me

Road rage and new age

Just tricks of the mind

The onset of middle age

Is all that I find



Out of my head

Out of my head

Where do we go

When the feelings are dead



Whatever it takes

To get me through

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you

Whatever it takes

To get me through

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you



Whatever whatever whatever...

Whatever whatever whatever



Whatever it takes

To get me through

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you

Whatever it takes

To get me through

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you

Whatever it takes

To stop me missing you

Whatever it takes

When only you will do



I'm having a mid life crisis

Help me

I'm having a mid life crisis

Help me

Pour me a drink

Chop me a line

Roll me a joint

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