I WANNA BE A ROCK'N ROLL STAR

I WANNA BE THE ONE WHO PLAYS AN ACE GUITAR

IN EVERY TOWN I WANT TO GET MY DRINKS FOR FREE

AND THOUSAND GIRLS WILL CRY WHEN I HAVE TO LEAVE



HEY, HEY, HEY ROCK'N ROLL STAR



I WANNA BE THE ONE WITH PREFERENCE TO FUCK

A HEAVY METAL GENTLEMAN RISING OUT OF RUCK

I AM SO NIMBLE-FINGERED, RUBBING STRINGS SO FAST

ALSO BETWEEN YOUR MAIDEN GIRLFRIENDS LEGS



I'LL SURELY NEVER GET REDUCED TO PENURY

LIKE A POOR WRETCH WHO'S ROCK'N ROLLING IN MONEY

MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS, NOW REALITY

UNTIL ANOTHER BASTARD GETS BIGGER THAN ME