I haven't left here yet
But I'm trying
I'm still tied to the bed
Can you come here?
When you come, would you please bring a knife
And cut me down
'Cause she is larger than life 
And I'm frightened

A hundred things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them
A hundred things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them

At least the dog has a smile on its face
I'm drained and I'm dry and I'm sore
It's not that bad 
If she could be here all the time
It would kill me
I think I've been broken in tow 
And I can't scream

A hundred things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them
A hundred things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them

Hundred things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them
Hundred things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them