Oh I don't complain when she squeezes me

Cos she's heavy

And I don't complain when she teases me

Cos she's heavy

Oh I don't complain when she turns up late

Asks me out I don't hesitate

Got a lot more loving with a lot more weight



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And she's heavy, and she's heavy

And she's heavy, and she's heavy



Oh I don't object when she cooks a lot

Cos she's heavy

And I don't object when she calls the shots

Cos she's ready

She might need to lose just a pound or two

The lady knows how to bill and coo

Got so much more I can hold on to



Chorus



No no no, no more tonight

I can see what you bin saving

No no no, no more tonight

I can see you're misbehaving



When her temper rises she can shake the ground

And she's heavy

And there's plenty there to put your arms around

And she's ready

Her profile leaves you in no doubt

It's hard to handle such a big amount

See her through my eyes it's what's inside that counts