He'll wanna read you palm

And keep you calm

Gotta Voodoo head on a lucky charm

With a snake tatoo

Going down his arm

The myzsterious mizster Jones



Well he's the living proof

Of eternal youth

Got an ice-cold diamond in his tooth

And the walls will tumble

When he hits the roof

The myzsterious mizster Jones



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Oh what's good for him

Is bad for me

Oh it's hard to break

A mystery

A double dealing hero

To bring you down to zero

His origins unknown

And he ain't got no home

The myzsterious mizster Jones



He's into shooting stars

Eccentric cars

Grew up fussing, fighting, in the bars

All he's got to show for it's

The battle scars

The myzsterious mizster Jones



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Whatever makes him tick

Go take you pick

With a five line rhyming limerick

Is it his silver tongue

Well maybe that's the trick

Of the myzstirious mizster Jones



Chorus