Oh there were five ten fifteen men

Bouncing beer bellies

And they're dancing round again

Two four six and maybe eight

Rowdy people rocking

Giving it the G.B.H.



Chorus:

It's hard having fun nowadays

So we just gotta find some new ways

It's so hard having fun nowadays



C'mon let me tell ya

There were hard case men about the house

Dreaming of Samantha

In a well filled blouse

Black white yellow livewires

Getting on together

Like a house on fire



Chorus



High jinx everybody quit it

Looking all around me

Like a bomb has hit it

Knock knock anybody there

Piccadilly is a circus

Leicester is a square