When I was 15 years old

I weighed only 96 lbs

Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids

My body started to swell

My penis didn't look too well

After deep thought meditation

I joined the Wrestling Federation



When I step into the ring

Little Hulksters scream & shout

Although I'm feeling really

I can't keep my hair from falling out

Macho grabs me by the hair

Throws me up into the air

There goes another 60 strands

Out into the screaming fans



I'm Hulk Hogan

I am losing all my hair