if I had a dog his name would be Steve

and at the end of the day he'd be waiting for me

and he would listen and I would teach

and at the end of two years he would learn how to speak 



he'd say

Ean

can I

borrow the car tonight

there's a 

a dog 

down the street that I kind of like 



and so everywhere I would go there would be Steve

and on a Sunday afternoon quarter past three

we'd be reading the papers and drinking green tea

when Steve would take of his glasses and look straight at me 



he'd say

Ean

can you

hand me section two

Steven

you know

I'd do anything for you