Your attention please I've got something to share

So feast your eyes upon my brand new hair 

If your eyes can adjust

To the neon glare and my look of disgust



What are you seeking validation for

At the character assassination store

Their shelves are full but nothing's cheap



So pick your ego up of the floor

And inch or two but nothing more

It's a crutch you want not what you got

You're falling all over the looks you bought



The best are brought down by degrees

The rest are curiosities

Attention please! is all they understand



Drawing a crowd for some meager pay

Drawing a bead down on the weakly pray

Got to throw in your hat

Win, lose or draw you're a diplomat



You pull the act out on demand

And always have the upper hand

Be prepared for reprimand

Attention's all they understand



The best are brought down by degrees

Or killed by curiosities

Attention please! is all they understand