These guys can't be punk-rock 

They sing about love and Brendan says they're not 

But they've got egos this big,

I bet that their Mothers got them this gig- 

Because this is the anti-song 

Everybody sing along. This is the anti-song 

How could I ever be wrong? 

Those guys aren't like me 

I hate that band because they're not PC 

But they won't get too far, 

and if they do I'll say that they stole my guitar.