There's a piggy waitin' outside my door 

Who's a knockin' and a yellin' that he's gonna use force 

Well, I moved to town just a while ago 

But I got in a mess, and I can't lay low 


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Back home all I had was my guitar 

Livin' in the backwoods on Daddy's farm 

Sittin' on the front porch ‘til the evenin' come 

Livin' in the backwoods on Daddy's farm 


Well, my old girl was a Cadillac 

She was long and sleek and dressed in black 

But I caught her cruisin' with another dude 

So I shot ‘em down with my blue .22 


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But now they got me runnin' and they got me to my home 

But I won't go, I won't go! 

Chitty-chitty bang-bang, and I hit the floor 

Two little piggies bust down my door 

The first little piggy went down 

The second little piggy started poppin' off rounds 

I make a break for the parking lot 

I heard some people talkin' how somebody got shot 

They're never gonna see it my way 

So I break for the truck and headed out on the highway 

I must have got it up to 108 

Before three little piggies headed me off the interstate 

It's gettin' hot, I'm gettin' hot 

I don't know where to go, I don't know what I got 

But... 


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