Nobody gave me a mention
Till they saw me with you
Paid me a bit of attention
Till they saw me with you
Suddenly strange people walked up to me
Pretending they knew me
And begging me to introduce you

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Now everybody is asking me
Who's that bunch of poison-alities
With a figure like a cow
Baby take a bow

Everybody wants to know
Where I found this roving Romeo
You could haunt a house and how
Baby take the bow

Oh hear them whispering
Hasn't she got anything
Why baby your a stand-out
Mister was a bunch of fool you handouts

But I'm gonna stand right here and say
That I wish you were a million miles away
Funny I feel that way too - Is that so
Baby take a boo

Oh our act was awful up to now
Baby take a bow

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Everybody's asking me
Who's that bunch of personality
I'm presenting you right now
Baby take a bow

Everybody wants to know
Where I found the lovely Cameo
I'm presenting you right now
Baby take a bow

Hear them whispering
Hasn't she got everything
Your a stand-out
Listen to the compliments they handout

Let me stand right up and say
Meet the future Missus Hemmingway
I'm presenting you right now
Baby take a bow

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Everybody's asking me
Who's that bunch of personality
I'm presenting you right now
Daddy take a bow

Everybody wants to know
Who's that great big handsome Romeo
I'm presenting you right now
Daddy take a bow

Hear them whispering
Hasn't he got everything
He's a stand-out
Listen to the compliments they handout

Let me stand right up and say
Who's the one brings mother all his pay
I'm presenting you right now
Daddy take a bow