You Tell Us The Weather

But We Ain't Going Out

We're Stuck On The Sofa

But We Don't Care About

How You Solve Our Problems

Or We Design Our House

What To Wear When We're Shopping

Or How To Cook Trout



Chorus

We Wake Up Every Morning.. 

To Plastic Grins And Tans.. 

No Bombs, No Guns, 

No Warning Just Winfrey, 

Richard And Judy, Yeah, Judy... 

On Terrorist TV



She Used To Be A Slag

He Used To Be A Slob

'Till You Made Them Over

Now They Could Do Your Job



So Tell Us We're Crazy

We're Eating Our Brains

Watching Too Much TV

Will Make Us Insane



Chorus

We Wake Up Every Morning... 

To Plastic Grins And Tans... 

No Bombs, No Guns, 

No Warning Just Esther, 

Richard And Judy, hey, Judy.. 

On Terrorist TV



We Wake Up Every Morning

To Plastic Grins And Tans



Geraldo, Ricki, Leeza 

Vanessa, Richard And Judy, Oh, Judy



On Terrorist TV, On Terrorist TV..