m: be26447@binghamton.edu
Date: Thu, 5 Mar 1998 12:26:27 -0500 (EST)
Subject: TAB: "Mean Distance" by Sebadoh

This song is off the Smash Your Head on the Punk Rock! album

	Hello, my name is Justin and E.T. has placed me in a
casket filled with cornbread as he smilied at me with his shiny energized
and amazing eyes.

	Hi!! Here is the tab for the coolest Sebadoe song, "Mean
Distance":

	Chords: E5, D5, C5

		tHESE CHORDS ARE PLAYED WITH ALL THE OTHER STRINGS OPEN AS
WELL AS THE NORMAL 5th chord fingerings, so they aren't technically 5th
chors, probabably suspened fourth chords, etc., or whatever exactly they
are I do not know!!!!!!! AAAAhhhhhhhh!!!!!
		You must play these chords in a smoothly swaying and
rockinglike motion as you smile as well.

	E5: 079900,  D5: 057700, C5: 035500

	yay motherfucker

	verse:
		E5               D5     E5           D5     E5
		Alone with the magic I know it is a crime swimming in the
         D5    E5     D5    C5                     D5             C5
	oceans of my mind. Below the surface a presence remains subjective
                     D5                     C5             D5
	indecision, sings I'm deranged!!! AAAAAAhhhhhh, aaaaaahhhHHHH....
                    E5  D5           E5           D5     E5
		Cykokinesis, though all it isn't mine, designed to a
          D5         E5        D5    C5               D5         C5
	degree, I welcome the life.. Be aware I'm a weary wreck, so wrap
                      D5                C5              D5
	your hands around my neck!! AAAAaaahhhhh..., aaaahhhhhh...
                 E5             D5        E5      D5        E5
		Half crazed elf friends given an escape, the bands so
          D5        D5             C5                    D5
        misgiven I call it MSD...Dreaming of a goddess I admire and trust,
	 C5                        D5                  C5
	deal with my neurosis and satisfy my lust!!! AAAAaaaahhh....
          D5
	AAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhh......

	Then for the speed metal ending to this song, use the same chords
and play them much faster and insaner and use the words for the second
half of the last section (dreming of..) and then go to the beginning
SECTION AND ONLY DO THE FIRST HALF OF IT (ALONE WITH..), AND THEN do the
first half of the second section (cykokinesis though...), go insane even
more and then end, yay