Ted: So, Carla, when will you be back? 

Carla: Not for a year 

Ted's Band: (Gasp) A year? 

Carla: Not for one long, long year 



Ted's Band: Mmmm, mmmm.... 

We understand you love that kid, but this ain't no way to treat us 

Nurse Roberts: And I hesitate to say you did, what Judas done to Jesus! 

Doug: When you leave us all, we'll be upset 

Janitor: Look out -- that floor is very wet 



All: We're gonna miss you, Carla 

We're gonna miss you 'round here! 

We're gonna miss you, Carla 

We're singin' this through our tears! 

How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year? 



Ted: Who'll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet? 

Dr. Kelso: Who'll treat my gay son's rash and be discrete? 

Todd: Who'll give me better ways to say "man-meat"? 

Carla: "Pincho chiquito" 

Todd: Thanks! I'm usin' that! 



All: Ooooh, we're gonna miss you 'round here 

We're gonna miss you, Carla 

We're singin' this through our tears 

How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year? 



Turk: My baby's made the choice to be at home and not at work 

So let us all rejoice 'cause she's the brand-new Mama Turk! 



Carla: He's right of course, and yet my heart 

In spite of this feels torn apart 



All: We're gonna miss you, Carla 

We're gonna miss you 'round here! 

Ted: I need a tissue, Carla! 

All: We're singin' this through our tears! 

How we ever gonna get along without ya? 

How we ever gonna get along without ya? 

How we ever gonna get along without ya? 



Turk): 

Lunch! 



Carla: 

It's gonna be a long, long year