I like Ronald Reagan

He teaches me to be a man

He shows me how to pull a scam

In the name of Uncle Sam

I like Edwin Meese the third



He tells me how to spend my time

Keeps nasty thoughts far from my mind

So that I don't grow up blind



I am saying no! I am saying no!

I like saying no! to authority



I like my Policeman

He rules my world with guilt and fear

Makes sure I know he's always near

In case I should start acting "weird"

I need you big brother

To show me how I should feel

To make sure I never stray

To make everything ok