You always wanted a real nice lawn

Now your whole back yard is gone

Too bad you tried to cut your grass

Too bad that you ran out of gas

You drank just one too many beers

Now it's in your car and back to sears

It ate up half your bedroom rug

But now you've got brand new sparkplugs

You gotta bitchin mower now

You think you are the cats meow

You only have yourself to thank

When we put draino in your tank