Step aside for the man

Better watch him ‘fore you go down town

At the sign slip inside

Take a number, wait in line

Better speed it up

Down Lost and Found

Make it nice and fine all the time



Coz I'm a real nice guy

And I'm free as hell

To be a porn-toned faggot

Dressing really really well

In my big black boots

‘n my denim Daisy Dukes

I got my bleached blond hair

And my leather underwear

You know I'm fine

Coz I work it all the time



Be real good while you can

If you're nasty you will get burned down

Take a ride with the tide

There's an ocean deep inside

Better learn to swim the backstroke freestyle

Make it feel good all the while



Coz I'm a real nice guy

And I'm free as hell

To be a corn-poned faggot

Dressing really really well

In my big black boots

‘n my denim Daisy Dukes

I got my bleached blond hair

And my leather underwear

You know I'm fine

Coz I work it all the time



Coz I'm a real nice guy

And I'm free as hell

To be a corn-poned faggot

Dressing really really well

In my big black boots

‘n my denim Daisy Dukes

I got my bleached blond hair

And my leather underwear

You know I'm fine

Coz I work it all the time