you know every once in a while 
i shoot the breeze i spend my time 
i talk about silly things 
i like to talk about jesus christ 
cos i wonder what would happen if he passed you by 
would you be scared?
would you believe in him?
would you bust your asses to get him institutionalised?

well, i bet he`d be cool 
i bet he be damn good looking 
i bet that he smelt divine 
i`m not talking about calvin klein`s obsession 
just one of those people smell good all the time 
there`s no reason why 

what would he wear 
would he wear tommy hilfiger?
or prefer urban outfitted?
i don`t think so 
well, i bet he liked gaultier 
but you`d never find him in it 
i bet he liked gaultier 

lord i need your protection spend some time in my direction 
i need your protection spend some time in my direction 
i need your protection spend some time in my direction 

you know every once and a while 
i shoot the breeze i spend my time 
i talk about silly things 
and tonight i`d like to talk to you about jesus christ 
`cos i wonder how we`d deal if he just passed you by 
i bet he`d be a star 
i bet my star wars figures he would be a movie star 
a quentin tarantino next-big-thing 
prima donna, then he`d appear on oprah 
but you know what? i don`t think so 

could you imagine him hanging piccadilly circus 
time square, the walk of fame 
at christie`s he could easily become a regular 
d`you know what? i don`t think so 
i bet my speeder bike he`d turn his back on all of that 

lord i need your protection spend some time in my direction 
i need your protection spend some time in my direction 
i need your protection spend some time in my direction 

some people have just got it 
you know like standing next to elvis presley 
well then multiply that feeling by 1 million and you know 
what i`m talking about 
well i`ll bet he was cool 
man I bet that cat was so damn good looking