how I feel 'cuz the feelings I have are so damned real
for someone so phoney glad handing dandy
hey there kid do ya wanna piece o'candy?
I'm a christmas cookie on a baking sheet and I'm forged in the
fire of what other people think abd I dont know nothin'
except what I was told, too damned scared to break the fuckin' mold.
oh life is hard, love is cheap I whine about my problems 7 days a week
it's a full-time job making sure you're perfect and I'd
probably die if it wasn't so worth it, I've got aches
pains and no place to go with it maintaining my face
and I'm so damned stoic it's hard to be humble when
you've got all the answers,
would you like a side of fries or a pie with your whopper?
I'm a flame-boiled burger in a styrofoam package
littering the side of the road by the wreckage
of a head-on collision with our conflicting desires
you're splattered like a critter under my tires.
life is hard, love is cheap, blah blah blah...
you know I gotta lotta aches and pains