Lend us your ears and eyes
 The Showstopper is stupid fresh
 When will you be satisfied?]

 Yo  bust it Sandy D.
 Yo  what's up?
 Have you ever been to jams when people just stand
 And they pay to come in  and they don't even dance?
 They're so uncouth they think they're cute
 Am I lying? No  it's the truth
 Right now I'm gonna show you how it's supposed to be
 Cuz we, the Salt and Pepa MCs
 Will chance the circumstance rocks your pants
 My fans, this is called the jam

 Sandy...What?...Sandy...What?
 Sandy, we'll be breaking hearts, ya know
 That's true, it's all about money though
 But Douglas and Richie won't like it (So?)
 Come on then, let's stop the show

 Yo, this beat is stupid fresh
 Huh, yeah, you know it, cold dissed Doug Fresh
 Top choice, of course, the rest is soft
 Set it off, do it Set it off, do it
 Set it off, do it Set it off, do it

 Listen now, I ain't down to rap
 Are you serious? Just like a heart attack
 Come on now, Cher! I don't want to
 Get on now, Cher! Do I have to? Yeah!

 Well I really don't have too much to say
 Yo, then here's my story anyway
 It's just a little somethin' too hot to be missed, girl
 I was going downtown (???), serious
 Cher took the train home from work
 Pissed off because of a stain on my shirt
 The train made a stop (Where?) Two hundred and five
 And a little soft guy walked inside

 He wore plastic Bally's and a booty Gucci suit
 Cracked a little smile and showed a fake gold tooth
 Was he cute? Negative, he was a dupe
 Instead of Polo he wore ????
 La-di-da-di What?
 La-di-da-di Uh-huh, word to mother

 The boy was rude, I didn't approve
 He tried to make a move I said, "Stop it, dude!"
 I started to cuss and began to swear
 He said, "Listen girl, I like the way you comb your hair
 And I like the stylish clothes you wear
 Is there something that I can do
 To show how much I really care?
 Like when I'm all alone with you
 My heart just skips a beat or two
 And you put that fire inside of me
 That shows it's more than just a dream
 And I like it, and I like it"
 I said, "Please, don't get excited!"

 Don't you know I'm too young for you, mister?
 Sally from the Valley - she's my sister
 And that lady you dissed - that was my mother
 You hurt two of my family, you won't get another
 He tried to deny it, said it was a lie
 He wanted to explain, explain to me why
 I said, "Don't bother, there's really no need
 Sally died when she hit the concrete"
 He said, "Come on, you're puttin' me on"
 As I got up to walk he sang this song:

 "Oh, baby please don't go
 What must I do to show
 The way I feel for you, girl
 Is going to be real?
 But in reality, I know we'll never be
 Cuz you're still walking away from me"

 A dis, a dis