(Roger Taylor)


Here comes a dude

Get a look at that guy

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

Na na ba ba ba da da da


Give me 'b' give me 'a' give me 'd'

Give me one two three

Give me one two three


Now there was a young man from Dundee

Got stung on the knee by a wasp

And asked if it hurt said no not a bit

He can do it again if he wants to

Again if he wants to

Do it again if he wants to

It's bad

Real bad


It's a crazy world full of crazy dudes

If we all get crazy we can boogie through

Yeah


Say give me two sharp pencils

Give me peace for days

It's bad

That's bad

Get bad


Alright

That's bad

Get bad

Not bad


There's a cute young chick from ??????

Went for a swim in a lake

When a man in a punt stuck the pole over the edge

Said you can't swim here it's private

That's bad

Get bad