If you're extra curricular activities were kissing boys

Then you'd have an A plus

I can't defend you or your drunken ways

And that softball tee is way to short to support

All of the pain you've been putting it thru

Light weights to the back of the room


The word on the streets 

Is that this social scene has gone to shit


I need a wake-up call 

So when the party is on we can go

Or we can stay home

So we'll just stay


And Miss valedictorian

Please don't throw up on your shirt again

How many times do I have to tell you

I won't last long in those out of state schools


If I'm not dead in the next five years

Then these mistakes that I have made 

Weren't really worth a thing x2


I need a wake-up call 

So when the party is on we can go

Or we can stay home

So we'll just stay

And if we're up all night 

Don't be afraid to say good bye to me

And if this room keeps spinning 

I'll keep singing along


She'll waist this higher education

Dancing on top of bar tops

So cut her off right now

Cut her off before she drops

And falls to the ground 

Save those lush glances for the clubs

And if you're in this for the love

Then this semester is where it stops