They say don't bother 
It's just a game 

She's hard to follow 
She'll bring you pain 

I'm no one special 
But one thing I know is true 
I try my best to please her 
Though I know I never do 

She wants the life of wealth and fame 
She's got my soul 
It's such a shame 

You see, 'cause 
I'm no one special 
But one thing I know is true 
I try my best to please her 
Though I know I never do 

Don't drive a fancy car 
Like you're used to 
But I've got this great big heart 
Won't that do? 

I'm no one special 
One thing I know is true 
I try my best to please her 
Though I know I never do 

(Solo) 

I'd give my all to be with you 
But I'm just on call 
Things fall through 

You see, 'cause 
I'm no one special 
But one thing I know is true 
I try my best to please her 
Though I know I never do 

You know that I 
Try my best to please her 
Though I know I never do 

(Solo) 

Oh, I'm no one special 
But one thing I know is true 
I try my best to please her 
Though I know I never do