Hey, you always try to be cool
Have you ever tried to be a friend ?
You know we can be friends
Just take, take my hand

Hey, you always try to be cool
Have you ever tried to wack a man ?
Someday you’ll be a man
Just jump, jump in the van

I've never meant to be someone monstruoso
I've never meant to be the guy with the limo
I've never meant to be tiny tiny tino
I've never meant to be someone monstruoso

Hey, you always try to be cool
All you do is hanging at the pool
You know we can be friends
You’re not the boogeyman

Yeah you’re always playing it cool
You don’t give a shit about the rules
You drink your tequila
Aqua de la vida

Hey, you always try to be cool
Have you ever tried to be a friend ?
You know we can be friends
You’re such a funny man

Hey, you always try to be cool
You make everybody thinks you’re in a gang
Alright we can be friends
Just jump, jump in the van