last night I had a run in with an old friend of mine

everthing was cool, everyone was feeling fine yea

then he went up and hit me with the old dance floor

lawsutis pending won't be the same no more no!!



I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for

hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree

he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night



he pushed me into a thorny ol' bush

only about a hundred needles down on my tush

having so much fun with my buddies at the bar

but it wasn't very funny when he made me wreck my car



I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for

hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree

he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my here I go



Look in the mirror and what do I see

some big ol' cancker sore lookin thing on me no!!!

I'm gonna sue and the lawyer says I'll win

I'm gonna take that money and do it all again



I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for

hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree

he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light

I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night



I'm gonna sue 

Jack Daniels 

just me and you

gonna have a duel

high noon