Well I me my little chicken 

At the bar and grill, 

She said "hey, dad 

You really give me a thrill." 



I really love the way 

You sing that song 

Hey there cat 

Can we go whole hog. 



I said "Wait a minute kitty, 

I'm no cat, 

Well I'm a dog!" 



So I took the little kitten out for a date, 

Boy, she's something special and life was great, 

Until I got her home and walked through her door, 

She started looking at me like she was a bit bored, 

Her eyes started buggin' just like a frog. 



She said "Wait a minute daddy 

I don't kiss dogs." 

A rockin' dog! 

A rockin' dog! 



She said wait a minute daddy, 

You're no cat 

Well, you're a dog. 



And now I call my little kitten 

Up on the phone 

Another man answers 

Sayin' she's not at home. 



She never let's me in, 

When I come a'knockin' 

She's always goin' out 

With some double-talkin' Jock. 



I've got to stop sittin' 

Like a bump on a log, 

I've got a reputation as a 

a rockin' dog. 



I've got to stop sittin' 

Like a bump on a log, 

I've got a reputation as a 

a rockin' dog. 



I've got to stop sittin' 

Like a bump on a log, 

I've got a reputation as a 

a rockin' dog.