Well it's wet, 

It's all broken and wet, 

But I take what I get, 

I got a crooked cigarette. 



Well she left, 

She left me with a hell of a debt, 

But no sweat, 

I got a crooked cigarette. 



When it's busted by the filter there's a trick that I found, 

You break it on apart then you turn it around, 

You slide it in easy and you twist it in tight, 

Hey buddy got a light? 



Well I'm full, 

Full of that malt liquor bull, 

But I'm set, 

I got a crooked cigarette.