Fucking jox, you're homophobes

Smack his ass, leave me alone

Going far and catch that pass

Score the point and win the game at last



Feeling big now, beat me down

I'm sick of jox, let's turn it around

Now you're the nerdy, insecure, bitch

And I'm the one's who stylish



You know what, you're all alike

Let's make up and be friends

Psy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ych



Ohh, steroids have shrunk my testicals

Ohh, steroids have shrunk my testicals



Emergency, emergency

His balls are shrunken

(Oh my god)



Kill the keg and get fucked up, slip a bitch some ruffenol

Homo thoughts still run inside your head, cause you're a closet fag

Throw me the football.  I'm gonna score a field goal!

Told ya'll before, I'm gonna score!

I got no dick and my balls are gone but I run real fast and I score the goal.

Party all night wake up in the gutter and drink all day and French-kiss my brother.

Ohh, Steroids have shrunk my testicals,

Ohh, Steroids have shrunk my testicals.