School's out, Christmas break.

Home for the holidays, meatloaf and fruit cake.

Off to Grandma's, Its so boring.

Screaming kids, and grandpa snoring!

My aunt Margret's lost her mind!

Trippin on a train set, have another box of wine!!!

It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!

I must be on Sana Clause's Shit List!

The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss.

shoot, me now, I'm sick of all my relitives! (relitives, relitives!)

have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!



Uncle Richard, He's a weirdo

passing out pictures of himself in a speedo!

My cousin Ashly, her singing realy sucks!

Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflex!!

My brothers wife is realy hot!

She pulled me in the bathroom,

I hope we don't get cought!!

Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!

I must be on Santa Clause's Shit List!!

The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss!

Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!)

Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!!



We haven't even opened our presents yet,

Now its time to start....

I'll fake a smile, 'cause its going back to Walmart....



(sweetie, are you ok in there?) (ohhh...)



Its gonna be a merry, merry, frickin Christmas!

I must be on Santa Clause's Shit List!!

Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!)

Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!!

Merry frickin Christmas!!!

(I'm Santa W. Clause, and I approve this message!!)