Mundane Money Drive

The baby made a doodoo!
He needed a diaper change
I was hanging in Friendly's Restaurant,
When Homer hit the range.
They were playing Monopoly,
Some were pooling racks!
When that little YELLOW shoeboot
Landed on the luxury tax...

Chorus:
The green one is the twenty,
The pink one in the five
The blue one is the fifty,
If it's Mundane Money drive.
Said, "I may need that old medication!
Those pills may be shut jive,
But you got the corner on how we act-
Call in for your "BORDERLINE!!!!!"

She brought us a pot of coffee,
That's what I ordered....so....
I heard strangers othertable talking,
Some guise went bankrupt
Said he's moving his factory down to Mexico
I asked my friend if he was into help
This poor guy out!
And he said, "That's not my affair, hon,
Troopers are up and out!

He picked the check up
Said, "I'm going to pay at the cashier,
Here's fifty cents to tip the waitress,
Here's a quarter, slot that payphone, dear!
I dialed the number: Lady says,
"Five minutes for the wait!"

@Lady, that stranger aint your friend,
They call it "Ideas of Reference!"
Thankyou so  much....hope to get printed!!!!!