When did you quit pulling all of the stops for me

And when did your one hundred and ten per-cent

Become under fifty

There you are phoning it in

Going through the motions with an artificial grin

You say that you're getting better

You say that you're getting better



You say you're becoming a better person

One that isn't so lame

You say you're becoming a better person

But I still feel the same



It's the new, it's the new, new version of you

It's the new, it's the new, new version of you

It's the new, it's the new, new version of you

If there's one thing I'd like to do

It's kill the new version of you



When did you start wearing all of those clothes to be cool

And when did you start using all that slang?

I can't understand you

I bet you'd forget to say "I love you"

If the teleprompter hadn't told you

You say that you're getting better

You say that you're getting better



You say you're becoming a better person

One that isn't so lame

You say you're becoming a better person

But I still feel the same



It's the new, it's the new, new version of you

It's the new, it's the new, new version of you

It's the new, it's the new, new version of you

If there's one thing I'd like to do

It's kill the new version of you



Who are you?

I don't know now

You got me wondering I wonder

How you got to be so different now



You say you're becoming a better person

One that isn't so lame

You say you're becoming a better person

But I still feel the same

I still feel the same



It's the new, it's the new, new version of you

It's the new, it's the new, new version of you

It's the new, it's the new, new version of you

If there's one thing I'd like to do

It's kill the new version of you