Now that I'm a big starwhat am I gonna do? 

I'm so bored counting all my money

I sit here and I think of you

It's so easyit's so easey to do

I don't even have to try

I don't even want to try

Why should I waste my precious time? 

I can't make you love me...but I know you will

I'm such an assholehow could you resist? 

I never meant to let it go to my head

I never thought it would come to this

It's me...the asshole of your dreams

I can't make you love me...but I know you do

I'm so coolno one wants to talk to me

And I'm so coolno one wants to look at me

I'm so fuckin' coolnobody cares at all!

I'm a big fuckin' star oh yea yea yea!