(dj saywhat? ? )

Our phone are open for all you high motherfuckers

At 1-800-dikinyabooty

[redman] welcome

That's 1-800-dick-in-ya-boo-tay!!

[redman] welcome



*ringing phone is answered*

Aiyyo this is mad duke callin from da bricks

I'm on the block with uncle quilly and leroy sweetdick

Gettin my smoke onfor you onionhead motherfuckers



Hi this k-spark from the al parksdammmn!



Welcome to another nineteen ninety-six funk doctor spock tape

As we take y'all minds on another journeythrough the darkside

We uplift you! def squad force comin through with the ruckus

Jammin for all knotty-headed peasy motherfuckersahh

And for funky bitcheswe got a funky thing for you



I said I gets down like thatwho am I (funk doctor)

(as I kiss the sky)

I said I gets down like thatwho am I (funk doctor)

(as I kiss the sky)



Bomb trollfunkier than haitian underarms

Represent jerseythe land of firearms

Hotwired carsemptying cigars

Afrosmofo'son knees with momo's

It's nasty as I come my shit be douche

I used to be the chief instructor for bruce

Choose your weapon -- a fatality

Line your crew up now -- babality

In nineteen ninety-six bitch ass niggaz all in my mix

On some rah rah shitget my rah rah dick!

Nuts alertfirst sound de alarm on de expert

My networkoperate sharper than a gilette works

Off the corner style blinds in knightening armor

About more facts of life than tudy or blair warner

Chi-town where you at (we got your back)

D.c. where you at (we got your back)

My crew come strapped like mc eiht with nickel plates

Gettin mad dead presidents ask lorenzo tate

Ahhgettin loot rollin craps in the yard

Can't be scarred by mediaso fuck the media

Most mc's are terribleunbearable

Couldn't get stupid if you were sliced cerebral

Ahh no need to... act like he's shittin

Man you're funnier than ed griffithit's red's kitchen

My infrared's missindamn I'm slippin

I'm out of ammoyo crossbreedstick the clip in