Well you look like the kind who's got a eye for a bargain

A kind of guy who likes to shop around

Well I got me this old heart that I'm puttin' on the market

And I'll make you a deal you can't turn down



Have I got a deal for you

A heart that's almost like brand new

And I'll let it go so cheap

You'll think you stole it before your threw

Have I got a deal for you



Well you could search the whole world over and never find another like it

It's got a built in lifetime gaurentee

It's a one time only offer and darling once you try it

Your goin' to fall in love with it you'll see



Have I got a deal for you

A heart that's almost like brand new

And I'll let it go so cheap

You'll think you stole it before your threw

Have I got a deal for you

Well sure I'll admit that it's been used a time or two

But have I got a deal for you