One Hound Starts Barking 

Sets The Whole Pack Off 

Never Try To Pinch Off 

Anymore Than You Can Flush 

Don't Sit And Sniver While Your Life 

Is Going To The Dogs 

Because You Can't Lament The Consequence 

Of Ignoring Murphy's Law 

When You're Sitting Around On A Curbstone 

And You're Wondering What The Fuck 

It's Then You Realize You're Shit Outta Luck 



We're Drinkin' All The Dopes Up 

And They're Smoking Up The Beers 

The Police Came, Kicked In The Doors 

And Cuffed ‘Em By The Ears 

You Know You're Damned If Ye Don't 

And Twice Damned If You Do 

We Say If You Think That Way 

You'll End Up In The Stew 

When You're Sitting There On A Block 

Of Stone And You're Wondering What The Fuck 

The Jailman Shakes His Keys At You Hah 

Shit Outta Luck 



When You're Sittin' There With Your 

Head In Hand And You're Wondering 

What The Fuck It's Then You Realise You're 

Shit Outta Luck 



The World Is Hell Handbasket Bound 

And Coming To An End 

We'd Better Hoard Up All The Booze 

And Drink It With Our Friends 

When You're Lying There Bubbeling 

Gurgeling With Your Face Down In The Muck 

With Angels Hovering Whispering 

You're Shit Outta Luck 

St. Peter, God And Jesus Say You're 

Shit Outta Luck 

When Even Old Beelzebub Won't Have Ye 

Shit Outta Luck