I never, never wanted to get to close

because I didn't want you drinking my scotch

And I know you're in the pub and a'sitting all alone

but I really don't give a fuck



I never, never wanted to get to close

because I'll never have you drinking my scotch

I guess I'm just another like you that loves scotch whiskey

I guess I'm just another like you that loves scotch



And I know you never, never wanted to drink with me

And I know you were only after my whiskey

And I know you were itching to get to see what's under my kilt

And I know you're not even a Scottish bitch



[Instrumental (pipes & guitar to intro)]



And I know you never, never wanted to drink with me

And I know you were only after my whiskey

And I know you were itching to get to see what's under my kilt

And I know you're not even a Scottish bitch



I never, never wanted to get to close

because I'll never want you drinking my scotch

And I know you're in the pub and a'sitting all alone

but I really don't give a fuck



I never, never wanted to get to close

because I'll never want you drinking my scotch

I guess I'm just another like you that loves scotch whiskey

I guess I'm just another like you that loves scotch whiskey

I guess I'm just another like you that loves scotch whiskey

I guess I'm just another like you that loves s-c-o-t-c-h whiskey (scotch!)