you make me feel like my first hangover 

you're touchin' me like the very worst time 

an' i feel nothin' for tomorrows pain 

and i've learned my lesson....again 



i do the unoccasional dumb thing 

i try to keep them many 

and not so far between 

and all the whisky makes me crazy 

when i've got nothin' better:to do 



it's my confession 

hey, it's my profession 

well i profess, to all the rest 

that i drink the way i...do