Come cowe me Minne come cowe me 

Come cowe me Minne come cowe me 

The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum 

& they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me 



When Mary came over the border 

When Mary came over the border 

Her eith twas approaching the cunt 

Of a hurchin' 

Her arse was in sic a disorder 



And oh what a jewell was Mary 

And oh what a jewell was Mary 

Her face was fine, her bosom devine 

& her puss was theekit with glory