got the gear out in the van
13 years of punk rock and roll
and we got time for the fans

got the gear up on the stage
13 years we play the show
then down the road again

got my empties out the door
13 bucks in bottles

we're comin' over the way
with a highland malt and haggis
and drambie flambe

so we drove like the devil with a whip and a hoe
cashed in our bottles and we got some more
we arrived on time full on in kilts