Ray Stevens

Ray Stevens - Too Drunk To Fish songtekst

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Recitation 
Now me and Harold this buddy of mine decided that we'd 
go fishin' 
one time, so we drove to the lake with my brand new 
bass boat. I 
brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the 
saltine crackers 
and the canned sardines, and Harold brought all the 
booze one man 
could tote. While I loaded the boat and filled the tank 
and tried to 
get that motor to crank, Harold just sat there sippin' 
on a longneck 
beer. While I was steerin' the boat and tyin' the plugs 
he was 
drinkin' moonshine straight from the jug and he was 
singing "Melancholy Baby" when we left the pier, huh, 
huh... 

Chorus 
Oh, never go fishin' with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to fish 

Recitation 
Well, I was concentratin', perfectin' my cast, hopin' 
to land a 
trophy bass and Harold was havin' trouble tryin' to 
find the lake. 
Layin' there beside him at his feet was an anchor line 
coiled up 
real neat, Harold saw it went white as a ghost and 
hollered "Snake!!!!!!" Well, he jumped straight up and 
began to 
yell. I said "Sit down Harold and behave yourself. 
Can't you see 
that ain't nothin' but a piece of rope." Ha, ha...Well, 
he was 
get bit by that 
anchor line and he grabbed my shotgun blew a hole in 
the bottom of 
the boat...(Blam!!! Harold!!! Glup...glub...glub) 

Chorus 
Never go fishin' with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to fish 

Recitation 
Now too drunk to fish is too drunk to swim. So I was 
dog paddlin' 
and draggin' him and finally made it to a little sand 
bar just big 
enough for two. It was way after dark when that 
helicopter came with 
that big searchlight and callin' our names. And Harold 
looked up to 
the sky and said, "Lord is that you?" 

Slowly 
And then he knelt there in that heavenly glow and said 
"Lord you 
know I ain't ready to go so if you pass me by tonight, 
oh...I will 
reform." Then they threw down a raft and I paddled us 
home he never 
touched a drop from that moment on. Ya know the Lord 
works in 
mysterious ways his miracles to perform. 

Chorus 
Never go fishin' with a man who has been drinkin'
Cause things just might not work out like you'd wish
Just leave that fool at home to drink
He'll be just as happy fishin' in the kitchen sink
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to fish
Don't go near the water with a man too drunk to fish...

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