I'm just an average guy with an average life
 I work from nive to five, hey hell I pay the price
 But I want is to be left alone in my average home
 But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone

 I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
 And I have no privacy
 I always feel that somebody's watchin' me
 Is it just a dream?

 When I come home at night
 I bolt the door real tight
 People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
 Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid

 When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
 I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
 But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much

 That's why...

 I always feel like somebody's watching me
 Who's playing tricks on me
 I always feel like somebody's watching me
 Tell me it can't be

 I don't know anymore
 Are the neighbors watching me
 Well is the mailman watching me
 And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
 I wonder who's watching me now?

 Who?

 The IRS?

 I always feel like somebody's watching me
 Who's playing tricks on me
 I always feel like somebody's watching me
 I can't enjoy my tea!