Even top D.M.C. and Run
 Everybody's really gonna have some fun
 'Cause we're takin' 'em all the way down
 We're takin' 'em all the way down
 Gonna rap about this, gonna rap about that
 Gonna tell everybody where it's at
 All over the world people gonna say
 You got to dig the Masterman and Baby J
 You got to dig the Masterman and Baby J
 Hit it

 People tell me "Man you live in a dump"
 "You won't never be nothin' but a pumped-up chump"
 You got no money--you got no sense
 You won't never be nothing, you won't ever be nothing
 I say well-well-well-well
 When I look out my window, you know what I see
 I don't see no whores in the stinkin' street
 I don't see no drunks and junkies dying
 I don't see no bums or garbage flyin'
 I see me and J in the L.A. Coliseum
 100,000 people on their feet
 And they're laughin' and bumpin' and screamin' and cryin'
 And jumpin' up on their seat

 And then the band begins to play and then they hush up
 And then the band begins to play and then they hush up
 And it gets real quiet in the Coliseum with the stage all
      dark and bare
 Maybe a little rain begins to fall--yeah
 But the people stayin' right there
 Then you can hear that announcer say
 Please welcome!  (the crowd roars)
 Please welcome!  (the crowd roars)
 L.A.'s own, the number one
 The biggest, the best, the number one bad in the USA
 The Masterman and Baby J!
 The Masterman and Baby J