Intro: G G A A  A- Then Yell "Canned Cheetohs!" Be sure to scream at the top of youre lungs!!!

Verse: Em Am  G Rep(6) Talking to the wall...
Then: Em Am A A  G  C Old man on the telephone pole....

Chorus: D7  A  C D7 C13 You dont want me as a baby...
A A  C7 Q56 Luke Skywalker and a tube of hairgel...
E E7 then stop abruptly.
Talking: Aliens are roasting weenies on my front lawn. Someone set off the smoke detector

Play Verse: Got my foot caught under the roter- tiller...
Gimme' a spankin'.....
Lick the Cheetoh off my face...

Chorus:

End On E  EM E  E7(let ring) Scream: Blaaaaaaaaaaah You got a mouth full of cow jerky!!!!