Get yourself together

Let the light pour in 

Pour yourself a hot bath, pour yourself a drink

Nothing's gonna happen without a warning

Down is the new up

What is up, buttercup

Down is the new up, is the new up


Your services are not required

Your future's bleak, you're so last week


Ladies and gentlemen, without a safety net

I shall now perform a 180 flip-flop

I shall now amputate, I shall now contort

Because down is the new up

What if I just flip-flopped?

Down is the new up

Down is the new up

Down is the new up, is the new up


You're on Candid Camera

The chink in your armor

Topsy turvy town, topsy turvy town

Shake your pockets out

Pass it on, pass it down

Topsy turvy town, topsy turvy town