It's Saturday all right
Bring some beers and come on over
The latest Ben Folds Five is right by your side
We're a team you know and I'll never let you go
You can pick a hundred fights; I'm right by your side.

Half past wrong, 
Just talking way too much tonight
Sip another one with your favourite 'likie dies'
Smell the air I swear it wasn't me this time
We're gonna be around till monkeys fly. 

I know that I ain't easy and it's difficult to please me
But you proved more than all right, right by my side
You may mess up my hair
Torch it, shave it, I don't care
Because morale never dies when I'm right by your side.

Half past wrong
Just talking way too much tonight
Sip another one with your favourite 'likie dies'
Smell the air I swear it wasn't me this time
We're gonna be around till monkeys fly.

Because when I look around
And I find out things ain't going right
I just smile and figure what the hell
Just stick it in your pocket
Because all is fine
I'm all right, smile a while and see the light
And I find out everything is fine
Right by your side.

Half past wrong, just talking way too much tonight
Sip another one with your favourite 'likie dies'
Smell the air I swear it wasn't me this time
We're gonna be around till monkeys sit right up 
And sing along with every part of this song.

Smile upon a rainy day
Because you know it ain't to stay
And everything will be just fine
Because in time the sun will shine
And I'll be by your side.