Well, Well, Well
What the fuck is this?
A condom in my bed
You better start talkin bitch
Before I take a match and burn this mother fucker down
I said "You better start talkin and start talkin right god damn now"
Then she said "My baby I'm so speechless
Then I said "My baby you gon be breathless"
"If you don't start talkin quick!"
"Woman I'm gon have a fit!"
"You don't know what you fuckin with"
"Girl you better cut the bull shit!"
Now it's obvious somebody has been all up in my home, in my bed
Plus I smell cigarettes
Now I'm sniffin and lookin around, I'm suspicious like someone's here
Then I look in her eyes and in her eyes was so much fear
Pull out my gun and said is he still here
She shook her head and said "No"
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out "He left right after you called
I said "What the fuck was you thinkin; you thought that I wouldn't find this out"
Then I said "You must be crazy, you on crack to have someone all up in my mother fuckin house"
She hopped up and said "That's enough"
She said "I can't take no more"
And the she said "You made your point, but now its time to even the score"
She said "I know all about last night"
"And where you went when you left the club"
She said "That's right nigga I was there with this guy in the back of the club"
I said "I thought you was with your girls"
She said "I thought you was with your guys"
She said "You was at that bitches house and don't you even try to act surprised"
I said "babe..."
She said "Shut up...don't you say a word"
"There aint nothing you can say that I aint already heard"
Then I said "Woman don't you try to turn it all around"
"Cuz the fact still remains that someone else was in my house"
Then she said "Your right about that, something did go down,
but I don't have to turn it around, cuz what goes around comes back around"
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said "Wait first just let me explain"
I said "No need to just give me his name"
And the she says "Ahh...Ahh"
I say "Ahh what?"
She says "Please sit down in the chair"
And I say "No I'm standing up"
And then she cries out "I'm so scared to tell you, because of what you might do"
And I scream "Look girl you better give me this mans name and I'm not playin with you!"
She says "OK"
Wipes her nose and asks me about a girl name Tina
I thought to myself, said "Its sounds familiar"
Then said "I'll probably know her if I seen her"
Then I said "Anyway girl what the hell does that got to do with this man!?"
She said "He know my girl Roxanne"
I said "Who the hell is Roxanne!?"
Then she said "Roxanne is a friend of mine who know this guy named Chuck"
"Chucks cool with this guy named Rufus"
And I'm sitting there like what the fuck
Then she says "Rufus wife Cathy, we both went to high school"
"She introduce me to"
"The policeman that stopped you"