Well,here we are the four of us,

in total shock me and her,

I close my mouth,and swollow spit, 

as I'm thinking to myself this is some deep shit,

then I said so your gonna tell me he's the one

you've been talking to,

he says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says no,

he says it's the truth,

I yell "all of ya'll asses crazy,

let me up out this door", cause this is way

more than I bargoned for, 

and then she says wait, 

I'm sure we can all fix this, then I said i'm late,

Cuz I ain't got a damn thing to do with this.....







Then she said wouldn't you like to know 

just how it all begin,

then I thought to myself and said quick you got 3 minutes,

then it got real quite,

I said somebody start talkin,then she said 

And then she said "My God Ruphus, I got just one question, 

HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS I"M SO HURT?!?!"

he looked at her and said bitch please you got

yo nerve, with all yo club poppin'

lying sayin' you was shoppin',

and now here you are in 

our home, and you calling

me wrong, she said ok you busted me,

and that much I agree,

you caught me cheating,

but this a little extreme,

he said you are my wife,

sleeping behind my back,

and now I come home and you got him in the closet,

how extreme is that?......







She says but she's a he,

then he says please you can't judge me,

she says Ruphus this is crazy,

and I said stop aguing,

I did not stay here to hear yall chew

each other out, so get to the point,

or I swear I'm out, excuse me please,

but I think I can explain what's going in

here, my name is Chuck, and I've been 

knowin' Ruphus for bout a year,

at midnight creeping around with him it's been a living hell,

sneaking in and out of hotels,

I said brother spare me 

the details, then Ruphus said Chuck please,

don't say nothin' else, then she screams Ruphus

you son of a bitch,

and he says Cathy go to hell,

I said I thought you name was Mary,

that's what you said at the party,

man this is getting scary,

I'm gonna shoot somebody......









Then Ruphus starts yellin' and screaming

saying Cathy this is all yo fault,

she throws a pillow at him

and says you was creepin' too the only difference 

is you didn't get caught,

Chuck screams out we're in love

Cathy says love my a**

Ruphus say they gettin' married

then I shoot one in the air,

then I say not another one of 

you sons of b***hes say a word,

cause all of this shit I'm going through

is unheard, grab my celluar,

sayin' this is so wrong,

call up my home,

and a man picks up the phone......................