I'm sick of sitting at home 

because I don't have an cash 

My cable got cut off 

so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H 

if money dont't buy happiness 

then i don't know what does 

if I had some I'd buy some booze, 

at least I'd have a buzz. 

They say that money's power, 

and power's what corrupts. 

Well corrupt me quick, I'm really bored 

and I could use the bucks 

The day will come, I'll get what's mine, 

I know the world owes me. 

And all my friends will ride along, 

when I win the lottery 

When I win the lottery 

My life will be a fantasy, 

A tribute to my vanity. 

That borders on insanity. 

Hold court behind a barbed wire fence. 

The king of jaded innocence, 

A diletante of decadence, 

The incarnation of excess 

My house will be a pleasure dome 

just like Kubli-Khan's 

With a basement shooting range 

so I can play with all my guns. 

I'll buy a liquor store 

to deliver just to me 

And live-in prostitutes 

will fulfill my every fantasy 

I'll hire washed up metal bands 

to play there every day, 

I'll fill my swimming pool up 

to the rim the Tanquray, 

Have a stable full of midgets 

that I'll train out in the yard, 

And hire old pro wrestlers 

to be my body guards. 

When I win the lottery 

My life will be a fantasy, 

A tribute to my vanity. 

That borders on insanity. 

A lifestyle of debauchery, 

Profanity and sodomy 

I'm sick of sitting at home 

because I don't have an cash 

My cable got cut off 

so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H 

if money dont't buy happiness 

then i don't know what does 

if I had some I'd buy some booze, 

at least I'd have a buzz. 



When I win the lottery 

My life will be a fantasy, 

A tribute to my vanity. 

That borders on insanity. 

Hold court behind a barbed wire fence. 

The king of jaded innocence, 

A diletante of decadence, 

The incarnation of excess 

When I win the lottery 

My life will be a fantasy, 

A tribute to my vanity. 

That borders on insanity. 

A lifestyle of debauchery, 

Profanity and sodomy